today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
The Teenage Gaze
She’s 52 Months
Get this grown ass woman out this stroller please
Is she talking on the phone
Anonymous asked: Do you ever get that last fun sized baby piece of shit that don't wanna drop to the toilet from your ass? Like it gets stuck on your ass and you gotta wiggle. It's happening as I type this like why :/
boys get really hot and bothered when sexting and im probably laughing during it and eating macaroni